21

IN 2021

You lived through the presidencies of

  • Bush
  • Obama
  • Trump

You lived through the historical events

  • AOL Purchased Time Warner
  • 9/11 Attack
  • Hurricane Katrina
  • iPhone 1 Released
  • First Black President
  • GM Bankruptcy
  • Cryptocurrency Started
  • Osama Bin Ladin Killed
  • Equifax Breached
  • Government Shutdown
  • Verizon Purchased AOL

You're still alive

Congrats

Did you think you would make it this far?

Now you're doing adult things.

Working
College
Money Budgeting
Time Budgeting
Consoling Friends

And now...

DRINKING

Now, I'm no expert

HOWEVER

I know a thing or two

So here are some

POINTERS

for avoiding regret the next morning

FOOD

  • Consume heavy fats and carbs to absorb the alcohol
  • Eat after drinks to make this effective
  • Don’t eat too much unless you want to see your food in reverse

DRINKS

  • Go light like cider
  • Avoid heavy liquor
  • Avoid tons of sugar

 

MOST IMPORTANTLY:

  • For every drop of alcohol, tea, or soda, drink an equal or greater amount of water

Follow these tips

and have a great time

And before I forget...

Happy Birthday, Emma